Buttgate

Yes i know it was Dads Day yesterday, but my OH said he wanted to install my new waterbut. Well thats what i heard, not " s'pose i better fit that frigging butt, or the frizzy haired witch won't leave me alone" So off OH went into the garden for about 2mins, then decided he  needed a trip to a DIY store for something or another. I of couse went with him, thinking i'll grab a Cappuccino on the way home. Back home in the garden, the peace was broken by a barrage of profanitys." Whats the matter my sweet" i say the reply is too awful to write." I'm off to the DIY store" OH say's. " Sould i come with" i smile." NO "says OH" you just sit there watching TV, feet up, coffee in one hand and chocolate in other , I'll go alone." He was gone for some time............ Waterbutt is now installed and i am on my way to saving the planet! :)